Sunday, April 13, 2008

TOP TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT POPCORN

1. pieces of kernel get stuck in my teeth
2. sometimes the steam burns my face if I open the bag too hastily
3. I always choke on it
4. there's never enough butter
5. the popcorn setting on the microwave never pops it enough
6. it's not really that good
7. the sound it makes in the microwave scares me
8. it doesn't taste better when it's stale
9. it's too greasy
10. it's too expensive at the movie theatre 

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